FAQ

Years ago when I owned a pressure washing company, I increased engagement on my Facebook site bu posting, funny, insightful, and sometimes even ludicrous statuses daily. I had a formula: funny, introspective, funny,  ask for business....next thing i knew I had several thousand followers, ( many were from the power washing industry) and if i ever missed a day of posting....well, they dang well let me know! It taught me and important lesson about social media, if you are using it to market your business, its all about engagement!  Give people a reason to check you out, and they will!

I've got a very irreverent sense of humor, as do my administrators!. Before I knew it, people started sending me funny statuses they wanted me to use on my daily updates, as well as humorous/offensive/funny as hell memes...i would repost many, and i would collect them as well. 

I guess you could say http://wwwPreparetobeoffended.com is a a social networking post aggregator of sorts! People from the around the world who follow me send me the stuff they see, some are serious, some are introspective, some are pretty  depressing,  but MANY can be quite hilarious!

What’s up with the “Submit a status” button then?
Some people say they found some hilarious quotes on Facebook and Twitter,  some people come up with great stuff on their own and wanted to be able to add it to the site. Hey, you got the chops for this? Send us you submissions! No guarantees, but your post very well may make it on the site!

Why wasn’t my submission accepted?

We didn't like it, or there were obvious copyright infringements that would get us sued..or you're just not that funny......

Why do you want me to register?
think of something witty here

Lets talk copyright.....

I don't claim to own any of the rights to works submitted here. If there is a posting you feel that violates a copyright, please let us know at info@preparetobeoffended.com and we'll make sure its taken down after review by our overpriced attorneys. No, seriously, complain and its gone...we're just reposting stuff our visitors have submitted. About the only caveat to this rule is the black and white memes with the incredibly gorgeous man in them looking off to the left....those are probably original ,